kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
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Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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