Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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