Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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