Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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