It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Randomize