# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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