Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
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When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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