I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
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THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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