Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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