this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
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Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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