There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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