either way he was missing a nipple.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
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Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm too high and old for this...
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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