Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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