pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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