i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
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I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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