This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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