so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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