ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
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True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
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Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
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