I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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