I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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