I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
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Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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