In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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