Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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