cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
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This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
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