apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
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Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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