We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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