The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Do plants get herpes?
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