So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
is it fun? or sober?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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