What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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