So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Also, beer. Big fan.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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