Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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