Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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