why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
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I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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