there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
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I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend