Sponge bath it is.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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