Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm jealous of your bromance
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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