you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Can i not drive my cunt home
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
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arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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