So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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