i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
too bad you live with your parents still
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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