Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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