thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
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Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
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He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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