What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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