dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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