i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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