so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
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I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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