people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
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Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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