this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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