I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
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Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
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Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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