Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Come see our sink grown plant.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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