oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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