I don't remember. Are we still dating?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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