i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
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Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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